A "Fertile" Day in the Bizzaro World

Yes campers, today was a very busy day in the world of Off Beat News (thank you CNN for finding this trash!!!). It seems that, contrary to what women tell men, all things can be related back to sex!

A bunch of Rocks! Ha!

If that wasn't proof enough, would you really take something made out of spiders?

Spanish Fly redefined...

And, finally, it's dangerous to be a bratwurst in Milwaukee....

Go beat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?!