Excuse me, but is that a penis on your arm or are you just happy to see me?

Well, now I've seen it all. Click here to see the funniest thing! I can't even describe it good enough *laughing* I'm not even sure whether to take it seriously or not!

Bacon, Bacon, BACON!!!! I smell BACON...

You just have to love living in the USA! I didn't know that we had a Bacon Festival but you can bet your fat back that I'm going next year!!!!! In the words of Homer Simpson, "Boy, wrap that sausage in bacon...."

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some bacon today!

Of course, in England, they really know how to have a good time with BACON!!!!!!!!!

Pickled Bacon Head...sounds like a new wave band!

Ok, so this woman spent her wedding night in jail!

She certainly doesn't look like a model citizen, but after having too much to drink at her wedding, she got mad when the reception hall closed the bar and started... well, being an ass! She claims complete innocence.
Oh, do most wives shout "I HATE YOU" to the grooms on the wedding day? Hmmmmmm

Check out one account here

And check out another account here, at The Smoking Gun

Would you leave $545,000 in your SUV
(while you were in a strip club?)

Ok, this guy must be one INCREDIBLE tipper, but why on earth would he keep that kind of money in his SUV whle he was carousing in a strip club?

Read the story here

School superintendent fails must-pass English test
(and he recently put two dozen teachers on unpaid leave for failing a basic English proficiency test)

Talk about the kettle calling the pot black!

See the story here