I don't even know how to classify this!

Ping Pong Weirdos?
Ancient Art Form?
Guys with WAY too much time on their hands?

Click here and see...

Cuban Cruise Ship



Ok, so these Cubans were found heading for Florida in the middle of the ocean, on a '51 Chevy Pickup Truck!

Click here for story

Yes Aaron, it DOES cum in XXXXXXL!

Leave it to the Chinese to overdo "Safe Sex"!

Well, I suppose they do go on your head....

Click on the link and see just how fast the decline of western culture is proceeding!

Do those cum in extra, extra large?

Is Home Depot or Lowes on your HMO?

Seems a doctor in Peru, went to the local hardware store, bought a hand drill, and got his pliers he uses to work on his car, and did BRAIN surgery on someone. And the guy's doing well!

Read about it here!

A "Fertile" Day in the Bizzaro World

Yes campers, today was a very busy day in the world of Off Beat News (thank you CNN for finding this trash!!!). It seems that, contrary to what women tell men, all things can be related back to sex!

A bunch of Rocks! Ha!

If that wasn't proof enough, would you really take something made out of spiders?

Spanish Fly redefined...

And, finally, it's dangerous to be a bratwurst in Milwaukee....

Go beat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?!

STOP THE PRESSES! "Britney acknowledges she's not a virgin"

In what can only be the most laughable headline in ages... Britney Spears admits she's not a virgin.

Ok, everyone that thought she WAS a virgin, raise your hands.
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As I thought, no hands go up.

See the story here

Glowing "FrankenFish"?

Their weird glowing green color makes them look like they've been swimming in a nuclear plant's spent fuel pond.

But the zebra fish on sale in Taipei shops have an even stranger background: They're the latest in genetically modified fish, and their bodies contain DNA from jellyfish, which makes them shimmer in the dark.

Glowing FrankenFish?

Creating "She-Males"?

Scientists in the United States have created hybrid human "she-males," mixing male and female cells in the same embryo, outraging fertility experts and anti-abortionists.

Don't we already HAVE some of these running around? (I won't name names, but I'm sure you can imagine who they are!)

Creating "She-Males"

Giant Sea Creature or Whale Foreskin?

So, someone in Chile found a new sea creature, and they have no clue what it is. From the picture, either description above may fit!

Giant Sea Creature or Whale Foreskin?

Singapore Flush with Success!!!

Follow the link, Singapore's bathrooms don't stink!

My, you have a purdy bathroom...