Cost of Hubble, $3 Billion. Pictures...Priceless!

Follow the link to the picture from the Astonomy Picture of the Day web site. Maybe American's are as well liked by Aliens as they are by the French!

Oh yeah! Well "F" you too!

YOU'LL NEVER LOOK AT THE OCEAN THE SAME WAY

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. And you wonder why the ocean is so salty? Don't swallow the water!

Of course you must realize that a blue whale's testicles must be about the size of that 275 gal. oil tank in your basement....

Maybe it's not funny, but I always liked the idea!

Remember the hackneyed joke about cops hanging at doughnut shops?

Well, my town recently got it's first Krispy Kreme (really not that good, it's just fried dough that's got sugar pissed on it for god's sake!). It is situated on the main drag in town (a very, very busy 4 lane devided highway known as the Berlin Turnpike). I was tooling up to the stop light in front of the aforementioned fat emporium when I notice a cop car pulling out of the KK with two smug looking police officers enjoying their coffee and dognuts.

While this isn't all that surprising, the fact that I live in Newington, CT and that the police officers in question were from Hartford is. It's almost 10 miles from where these cops were supposed to be and where they were. Now it wasn't lunch time and I don't know anyone (except maybe a cop) that would drive 10 miles to get a ring of fried, fatty carbos and a cup of joe (no matter how good) whilst on break.

Kind of makes you wonder if that was the patrol commander.....

Hello, is Fidel There?

slipping in a quick one

A radio talk show in Miami called Fidel Castro and cranked him pretty hard.



The story can be found here.

Ain't Capitalism Grand!

Since Dave will be on hiatus for the next few days I thought that I would chime in with today's example of just what is wrong with the world.

Would you like some crazy bread with that?!

Viagra! Viagra! Viagra!

Just like WWII (the big one!!!!) a roar is coming from the orient, but instead of Tora! Tora! Tora! it is Organ! Organ! Organ! It seems that there is a bustling trade in edible, exotic male genitalia that is danger of taking a beating because of Viagra.

Go here to see what the big deal is!

Crack Whore Strike Ends!

Yes, you heard it here first! The Crack Whore Strike is OVER!

(ok, so it IS just a parody, but who on earth would put this stuff on the net!)

Go here to see this sizzling report!

More on our Fearless Leader

I would like to point out that today's hijinx with the Segway is a genetic certainty. Remember when Senior went to Japan and barfed on the PM's Gucci's?

It seems that the Y chromosome has failed the Bushes in that the only one with a brain is Barbara - a member of the X mafia (you didn't see her on a Segway, did you!).

Speaking of our President...

CNN today has a picture of him falling off of a Segway, and it's a CLASSIC!
Click here to see the article/picture

How someone didn't stop this embarassing picture from being displayed, I'll never know *LOL*

Rebuttal to Stupid Punishement

One could argue, that the punishment for stupidity is normally deletion from the gene pool before having the chance to procreate...but that doesn't explain our present President or Governor!!! Just my two cents....

Punishment for Stupidity

Shouldn't there be a punishment for incessant stupidity?
I'm not talking about ignorance, but stupidity.

Stupidity:
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.


Like when someone has a deadline for a project, and never tells the people that are supposed to be involved until way too late?
Then.. everyone runs around like it's a fire drill with their hair on fire.

Punishment... hmmm I can think of a few.

The *NEW* Blogger Interface

Ok, so what's the idea of having the Blogger Interface look TOTALLY different when using an older version of IE?
I have to download IE6.1 on my Win98 PC to be able to get a decent looking interface.

Note to Programmers: If you can't make it look the same across all platforms and versions of IE (within reason), don't write it!

Back to your regularly scheduled life.

This is Aaron's first post!!!

First Post

Ok, this is a place where Dave (me) and Aaron post incredible stories, unbelievable facts, and complete stupidity!